"Cafe Disco"
Andy: What do you think?
"It's good to be paranoid. People need to be more paranoid. Case in point, JFK. If I had been JFK, I would've seen all three gunmen. I would've pulled out my concealed Luger and fired first. Man in book depository, boom! Grassy knoll, boom! Fake Jackie, boom! Then I'd shoot myself, so I don't change history and create a paradox, boom! But right at the last minute I'd twist out of the way of the bullet. Nice try, history. Better luck next year."
"Any really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife."
Dwight Schrute: Michael, since it is your 15th anniversary at the company, I thought it might be appropriate to begin the festivities with a 15 minute round of applause.
Dwight Schrute: March fourth! Michael Scott came up with golden ticket idea to give customers ten percent off for one year.
"It's so sexy it's become hostile."
"A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people."
Dwight Schrute: You have to write my suggestions down, too.
Dwight: Ok, everyone. I'm going to need you to sign this statement of regret, as an acknowledgment you heard it, ok? Everyone come on up here; it's not a big deal. 
"No; I said Denny's. You know how I feel about IHOP... Socialist."
Dwight: What weapon?
Andy: My bare hands.
Dwight: That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands.
"In the Schrute family, we believe in a five-fingered intervention. Awareness, education, control, acceptance, and punching."
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