Fikak!: The Soup

For those of you that saw the Billy Bob Thornton clip last night, there's a lot more where that came from. It was actually just one of many weirdo moments that made up an almost 14 minute long interview with Thornton and the other members of "The Boxmasters". There seems to be a trend developing here. I'm calling BS:

Cup of Soup (Take 2): It's the Chicken Tetrazzini!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Held out a couple extra days in the hopes that this would surface somewhere before I finally posted the first "Cup" on Monday. Better late than never:

Cup of Soup: Speeders

Monday, April 6, 2009

I thought girls were supposed to just start crying:

Fikaked: March!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

1. I can't figure out why, but some people just can't get into Junior Boys. Personally, Begone Dull Care is probably my favorite album so far this year, and Begone tracks "Hazel" and "Bits and Pieces" are two of the best tracks I've heard in 2009.

2. Sagarmatha is the record that The Appleseed Cast should have made about 6 or 7 years ago. Not that I didn't enjoy Two Conversations and Peregrine, but it's been a long wait for an actual follow-up to Low Level Owl. "The Summer Before" and "As the Little Things Go" are serious standouts.

3. The 5th season of Lost is still rocking. The "meeting younger versions of older characters" thing seems a little over-done at times, but it's highly likely that the writers are using it to set up some good things down the road. Speaking of the writers, they've been on their A game since it was announced last year that the show would be ending after the 6th season.

4. From what I've seen, the first month of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon has gone ok. I just keep thinking how awkward Late Night was when Conan first started out. It'll be interesting to see how things go as Jimmy keeps getting more comfortable, and his old friends stop showing up to do him favors.

5. I thought Watchmen was a pretty decent movie, and parts of it were really well done, but I've got a few complaints as well. The biggest problem I had with it was the length. 3 hours is just an excruciating amount of time to try and sit in one spot. Not that they should have necessarily cut a bunch of stuff out, it's complicated enough to understand as it is. However, it might've been more digestible in two parts, and without the 5 minute, completely unnecessary sex scene. Also, the amount of blue genitalia was overwhelming. I know there's a point behind it, but it could've been done a bit more subtly; as is it's pretty distracting.

6. The Soup rules. Long live Joel McHale.

7. Living Thing, Peter Bjorn and John's newest album, is probably going to end up being the most disappointing album of the year for me. "Nothing to Worry About" and "Lay It Down" are both catchy in a goofy sort of way, but most of the album borders on flat-out weirdness. Definitely nothing here as good as "Young Folks" or "Let's Call It Off".

8. I finally got around to watching Oliver Stone's W, and it was more than a little surprising. The fact that it presented our 43rd President as an ignorant fool was in no way a shocker. But by the end of the movie, Stone has the viewer feeling sorry for a simple-minded guy who was driven to succeed by mindless ambition and a desire to prove to his father he's not a failure, and who's eventually duped into terrible decisions by the evil men he's surrounded himself with. Kinda reminded me of a figure from those Greek and Shakespearean tragedies we all have to read in high school. Definitely wasn't expecting that. By the way, believe all the hype about Josh Brolin as "W", it's totally legit.

9. Phoenix is a French Pop/Rock band who has a knack for writing those songs that are catchy enough to appeal to just about anyone who likes music. You've heard them if you've seen the movie Shallow Hal (you know, the part where Jack Black is getting down with all the large women on the dance floor). Their new album, Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix, is probably the best thing they've ever done, and "1901" would probably be my track of the year for 2009 if I had to pick one right now. I don't see anyone beating them out for album title of the year, either.

10. Discovery Health, easily the most depressing/disturbing channel on television, has a show called I Didn't Know I was Pregnant. The women literally have no idea they're pregnant until the kid starts popping out. Seriously, what is wrong with people?

Cup of Soup: Click. Flash. Terrible.

Monday, March 30, 2009

The depths of Lindsay Lohan's desperation are apparently limitless:

Cup of Soup: A Truly Flaming "Ring of Fire"

Monday, March 23, 2009

This is borderline inappropriate:

Cup of Soup: It's an Additional Five Dollars!!!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

This story gets boring almost instantaneously, but watching the guy freak out at the very beginning is absolutely priceless:

Cup of Soup: Bon Voyage

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Tatiana Del Toro is many things, but being a person that I want to see on American Idol twice a week (or ever again, for that matter) isn't one of them. The ridiculous laughing and the fake drama-ish weeping, along with the incessant begging, pleading, and "thank-yous" were just absolutely intolerable. But the last straw for me was the sudden development of both a Spanish accent and an inability to talk without using broken English on Thursday night - two nights after those same traits obviously had something to do with a different contestant getting voted through. Ugh. And Seacrest is just racking up awkward moments like there's no tomorrow: