Weekly Schrutism: Classic Creedisms (5/29/09)

Angela: I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.

Meredith: How much?

Angela: Seven thousand dollars.

Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.

- From "Lecture Circuit Part 2" (Season 5, Episode 15)

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Weekly Schrutism: "Lecture Circuit: Part 2"

Dwight Schrute: You have to write my suggestions down, too.

Jim Halpert: I'm not writing "horse hunt." I don't even know what that means.

Dwight Schrute: It's in the name!

Jim Halpert: Ok... So far, our ideal party consists of beer, fights to the death, cupcakes, blood pudding, blood, touch football, mating, raids, and yes, horse hunting.

Dwight Schrute: You're right, forget horse hunting. It's stupid.

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