Weekly Schrutism: "Cafe Disco" & "Company Picnic"

"Cafe Disco"

Dwight: If my assessment is correct, you grind your teeth?

Phllis: I do!

[Cut to private interview]

Dwight: No kidding. She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. It's like children singing Christmas carols.

"Company Picnic"

"Ralph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks."