Weekly Schrutism: Classic Creedisms (5/29/09)

Angela: I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.

Meredith: How much?

Angela: Seven thousand dollars.

Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.

- From "Lecture Circuit Part 2" (Season 5, Episode 15)